"I Make Great Soap and I Cannot Lye" ZIP up Hooded Sweatshirt

This cozy zip-up hoodie carries a playful, vintage-inspired back print that reads like a cheeky proclamation — soft pastel soaps, bubbly suds, and warm, hand-drawn lettering sit against a deep black canvas. It feels like wrapping up in a familiar ritual: a slow morning with coffee, the little private pleasures of self-care, and a wink of humor that makes everyday routines feel lighter. The roomy pockets and adjustable hood keep you comfortable while the medium-heavy fabric and classic fit give it a dependable, worn-in feel. Wear it when you want warmth without weight, when you’re lounging at home between chores, running quick errands, or settling in for an evening of low-key company. The embroidered left-chest option adds a subtle, tactile accent if you prefer a refined touch to complement the bold back artwork.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly blend; medium-heavy 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape
- Spacious front pockets and adjustable hood with drawstring
- Durable metal zipper and sewn-in label; runs true to size
- Prints via DTG/DTF with optional left-chest embroidery; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean